Baby Maker Extreme isn’t a game about making babies exactly. You might expect it to be, based on the game intro but mostly it’s a game about flinging babies through the hospital after they’re born. I know, that sounds awful, doesn’t it? Mainly because it is. In this game you start out kind of like the mother and end up being the baby itself. The game opens with you doing some special breathing in order to give your baby “power.” Once you’ve done plenty of breathing you will find yourself mashing a button. I don’t mean that figuratively. You are literally mashing a button.
After that your baby gets flung out of your female body and goes flying through the air. Here is where the real game begins. You are little more than a ball flying through the air. You have a certain amount of “boost” that gets you along the way . 
You gather points simply by running into other things and can force yourself to land on whatever you want thanks to these boasts and dives you get as well. The game is won or lost when your baby ball can no longer move. I want to say bounce but it doesn’t actually bounce. If you hit the ground you just fail.
The game seems to rely heavily on humor to get you through it. It’s a game were the things you have to hit, or your “targets” are given names like “They Call him Tripod” when you hit individuals with crutches or “Doc Block” when you run into doctors.
The different rooms where you can fly through are colored with various shades. Depending on what room you’re in you have different targets to hit. It’s really very simple after you’ve done a little memorization. The game requires a little bit of forethought but other than that you can do pretty much anything you like and manage to get a decent amount of distance. 
It’s pretty much like the long jump. Your goal is to get as far as you can without being made to stop.
I’d recommend this game to anyone who is looking for a few laughs. I’m not sure if I would call it “challenging” but it was alright. It won’t hold your attention for a long time but it isn’t a waste of money either. I had a few laughs while playing it, enjoyed the soundtrack, and made a point to memorize the rooms just for the entertainment value.
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Game: Baby Maker Extreme | Developer: Stegersaurus Games