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 Post subject: The 12 days of Lagging
PostPosted: 15 Dec 2012, 14:45 
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In the spirit of the season, I present to you the "12 days of Lagging". It follows the same rules as "Count to a Million." You can not make back to back posting, someone else must add to the song first. Post the next increment to the song. I think we have a better chance of finishing this one than the "Count to a Million" thread.

I'll get us started...

On the first day of Lagging, my true love gave to me.
A ruffie in my eggnog


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 Post subject: Re: The 12 days of Lagging
PostPosted: 16 Dec 2012, 02:55 
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i think ruffie'ing someone's eggnog is kinda illegal... are u sure she is ur true love?! :???:

but i digress...

on the 2nd day of Lagging my true love (?) gave to me...
two boobs a bouncing
and a ruffie in my eggnog :o

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 Post subject: Re: The 12 days of Lagging
PostPosted: 16 Dec 2012, 05:20 
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On the third day of Lagging my true love gave to me...

3 hours of pleasure,
2 boobs a bouncing,
And a ruffle in my eggnog :ops:

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 Post subject: Re: The 12 days of Lagging
PostPosted: 16 Dec 2012, 05:56 
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On the fourth day of Lagging my true love game to me...

4 STD's,
3 hours of pleasure,
2 boobs a bouncing,
And a ruffie in my eggnog :ops:

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 Post subject: Re: The 12 days of Lagging
PostPosted: 16 Dec 2012, 06:14 
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On the fifth day of Lagging my true love game to me...

Five golden showers,

4 STD's,
3 hours of pleasure,
2 boobs a bouncing,
And a ruffie in my eggnog :ops:

To reply to Howie, the best to my knowledge, ruffies are only illegal in the USA. In regards to true love, there's plenty of twisted things that people consider love and I won't comment on ImLagging's love life but I will sing about it. :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: The 12 days of Lagging
PostPosted: 16 Dec 2012, 06:29 
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on the sixth day of Lagging my true love gave to me...

6 salad tossings...

5 GOOOOOLDEN SHOWERS...

4 STD's...
3 hours of pleasure...
2 boobs a bouncing...
and a ruffie in my eggnog :bananaxxx:

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 Post subject: Re: The 12 days of Lagging
PostPosted: 16 Dec 2012, 07:12 
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on the seventh day of Lagging my true love gave to me...

seven broken condoms...

6 salad tossings...
5 GOOOOOLDEN SHOWERS...
4 STD's...
3 hours of pleasure...
2 boobs a bouncing...
and a ruffie in my eggnog :saufen:


salad tossings? is that like praying the the porcelain god?


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 Post subject: Re: The 12 days of Lagging
PostPosted: 16 Dec 2012, 14:22 
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fodder wrote:
salad tossings? is that like praying to the porcelain god?


ummm... i'm not sure i can explain it without getting banned :roll:

so i'll let Chris Rock explain it to u :partyyy:

http://youtu.be/mJVXb5qjXNU




on the eigth day of Lagging my true love gave to me...

8 twisted fistings...
7 broken condoms...
6 salad tossings...

5 GOOOOLDEN SHOWERS....

4 STD's...
3 hours of pleasure...
2 boobs a bouncing...
and a ruffie in my eggnog :pssst:

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Seeker of the Lag
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The ChainBringer
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 Post subject: Re: The 12 days of Lagging
PostPosted: 16 Dec 2012, 14:34 
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On the ninth day of Lagging my true love gave to me...

Nine whip lashings... :sm: :sm: :sm: :sm: :sm: :sm: :sm: :sm: :sm:

8 twisted fistings...
7 broken condoms...
6 salad tossings...

5 GOOOOLDEN SHOWERS....

4 STD's...
3 hours of pleasure...
2 boobs a bouncing...
and a ruffie in my eggnog :sauf:


Last edited by fodder on 17 Dec 2012, 16:01, edited 1 time in total.

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 Post subject: Re: The 12 days of Lagging
PostPosted: 17 Dec 2012, 15:50 
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on the tenth day of Lagging my true love gave to me...

Ten tubes of astroglide...
9 whip lashings...
8 twisted fistings...
7 broken condoms...
6 salad tossings...

5 GOOOOOLDEN SHOWERS...

4 STD's...
3 hours of pleasure...
2 boobs a bouncing...
and a ruffie in my eggnog :liebhab:

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The One True Howard
Seeker of the Lag
The Peeps Mostest Despised Tyrant
The ChainBringer
The ChaosMagnate
The ModSlayer

Anarchie à vendre...


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 Post subject: Re: The 12 days of Lagging
PostPosted: 17 Dec 2012, 16:18 
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On the eleventh day of Lagging my true love gave to me... :aarrgghh:

11 illegitimate children... :abschied:

10 tubes of astroglide... :bananacow:
9 whip lashings... :sm:
8 twisted fistings... :barb:
7 broken condoms... :explode:
6 salad tossings... :stock2:

5 GOOOOOLDEN SHOWERS... :hot:

4 STD's... :stumm:
3 hours of pleasure... :knuddel:
2 boobs a bouncing... :jump: :hurra:
and a ruffie in my eggnog :saufen:


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 Post subject: Re: The 12 days of Lagging
PostPosted: 18 Dec 2012, 03:09 
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On the twelfth day of Lagging my true love gave to me...

12 Dozen vibrators...
11 illegitimate children...
10 tubes of astroglide...
9 whip lashings...
8 twisted fistings...
7 broken condoms...
6 salad tossings...

5 GOOOOOLDEN SHOWERS...

4 STD's...
3 hours of pleasure...
2 boobs a bouncing...
and a ruffie in my eggnog!!!

:partyyy:

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