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 Post subject: The Chuck Norris Java Code Section...
PostPosted: 12 May 2009, 15:49 
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# If you get a ChuckNorrisException you�ll probably die.

# Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

# Chuck Norris� java code never needs to be optimized. His code is so fast that it broke the speed of light during a test run in Sun�s labs killing 37 people.

# Java visibility levels are public, default, protected, private and �protected by Chuck Norris�, don�t try to access a field with this last modifier!!


if you think that's bad, here's more: http://www.ovisual.com/4/

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:gott: Thou shalt not mess with the ChuckNorrisJavaCode.

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he he he he :D

loved one of the comments the best ;)

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Chuck Norris extends God.

^ wrong

ChuckNorris supers God.

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:lol:

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# Chuck Norris can execute 64bit lenght instructions in a 32bit CPU.
# Chuck Norris implements �Indestructible�. All the other creatures implements �Killable�.

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