# If you get a ChuckNorrisException you�ll probably die.
# Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
# Chuck Norris� java code never needs to be optimized. His code is so fast that it broke the speed of light during a test run in Sun�s labs killing 37 people.
# Java visibility levels are public, default, protected, private and �protected by Chuck Norris�, don�t try to access a field with this last modifier!!
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