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He'll be back. Howie likes to go on sabbaticals, but like a lost puppy, he always manages to find his way back home.

Happy travels Howie, see you when you return!

err... no. the decision has been made. i've submitted my resignation as a staff member for AoC and have asked for my subscription to be expired as well. this is the finale...

but i will try to finish the games i have going

note: i'm still joined for most of the May of Conquest tourneys... i'm hoping i still have a little motivation to play come may 1st. i will try to give the howard a little bit of a last hurrah before he packs it in for good

for the most part, i have enjoyed this game and the players i've come to know. be strong, be just, and be glorious! these are the final words of the howard

It's sad to see you go, but I hope you will be back in May for the festivities.


After all, I believe you still have some sponsored tournaments you are supposed to run!!!

... but you will be finishing out your current team games, right?

Including any team games you might just happen to be currently involved in? Where you might have teammates counting on your support?

i say we pee on his grave...

Ode to the Tyrant (Howielicious)

Howielicious, definition = make them noobs go loco
pack a lunchbox and some friends, ur ineffective solo
u can't see me, u can't beat me
i ain't easy, but i'm cheesy
i got reasons why i tease 'em noobs just come and go like seasons
Howielicious...
and... i'm effin merciless
and if u get suspicious, i'll get really vicious
i ooze skillzes...
that puts them noobs on rock, rock
and they be lining down the block just to watch what i got
so delicious... i'm hot, hot
so delicious... i put them noobs on rock, rock
so delicious... they want a taste of what i got
i'm Howielicious... T... T... T... Tasty, Tasty!

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written by the Tyrant, for the Tyrant... which shouldn't really surpise anyone anymore

and craps, it's June?! isn't i supposed to retire?! do i need to submit some sort of request or something?! somehow got my motivation back... this is unacceptable! i was looking forward to a crappy retirement gift! where the h is StoneCold?! maybe he can depress me enuf to get this retirement thing rolling again?!

Glad to hear you got your motivation back.

As for your retirement gift. Hmm, what to give the king of cheese? I know, the AoC golden . And that's not all, we all salute you with in your general direction.

Howie are you still going? If so, hold the door...

ok... but ur paying half the cab fare

hey... i just met u
and i am crazy...
but here's my number
so call me laggy...

and all the staff
just berates me...
but here's my number
let me tap that booty...

just in case anyone forgot...

i am the one true howard

the last kingslayer

the chaosmagnate

the peeps mostest despised tyrant

kneel peasants...

this is a PSA (peasant safety announcement)

those of you that voted to hang or smack around your king should take your shots now... howard is starting to figure out this v4 thing... and when he does... the reign of terror resumes...

the peasants will kneel...


or the peasants will die...

i am no longer the Last KingSlayer...

the peeps have spoken, the howard is to be worshipped on Tuesday's at 9 pm... praise the howard

sacrificing of a live chicken is not recommended... just go to Popeye's and raise a drumstick to the howard

open recruiting for the KingSlayers has now ended... the core is built, new additions are by invite only

party on peasants